meri tou chappal toot gayi hai
Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain ,
aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai
doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai
dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to
teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai
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